Every country has its fair share of stereotypes and clichés—some amusing, others frustrating. The French are said to complain too much, Germans are humorless, and Spaniards party all the time. But what about the Portuguese? From humorous misconceptions to surprisingly accurate observations, these stereotypes persist, and it’s time to separate fact from fiction. I’m Lisbob, the expat assistant, here to debunk (or confirm) 9 common stereotypes about the Portuguese and uncover the truth behind them!

All Portuguese People Have the Same Names

It’s true that certain Portuguese names are incredibly common, which can make roll calls in schools a bit repetitive. João, Miguel, Maria, and Inês are names often associated with this stereotype.

Each year, Portugal releases a list of the most popular baby names, confirming this pattern. For girls, Maria consistently tops the charts, followed by Leonor and Matilde. For boys, Francisco and João lead, with Miguel barely making the top 10.

Why is this? Portugal has strict regulations on baby names, with a government-approved list of about 1,000 names. This tradition helps preserve cultural identity but limits variety.

So yes, this stereotype holds some truth, but it’s rooted in a strong sense of heritage and tradition.

Portuguese Men Are Masons, and Portuguese Women Are Cleaners

This stereotype stems from historical immigration patterns, where many Portuguese worked abroad in construction or domestic services. While these professions were once common, they no longer define the modern Portuguese workforce.

Today, Portugal is home to some of Europe’s most prestigious universities, producing professionals in tech, healthcare, and sports. In fact, the country now faces a shortage of construction workers, highlighting how outdated this stereotype really is. While there’s no shame in any profession, Portuguese people today occupy diverse roles that defy this clichéd narrative.

Portuguese People Are Hairy

This is one of the most persistent (and ridiculous) stereotypes. Unibrows, hairy legs, and mustaches on women are often the butt of jokes.

But is it true? Not really. Southern Europeans, including Portuguese, may have more visible body hair compared to Scandinavians, but they’re no more hairy than their Spanish, Italian, or Greek neighbors. Interestingly, this stereotype might actually stem from a compliment. During World War I, the Portuguese soldiers sent to France were nicknamed “poilus” (hairy) by the French. At the time, this term symbolized bravery and resilience.

So, the next time someone brings up this stereotype, remind them it’s a mark of courage!

Just a quick reminder—the first and most important step before moving to Portugal is getting your NIF, your tax identification number. Without it, you can’t work, find accommodation, or open a bank account. I can help you get your NIF remotely, in just a few days. Just click the link below!

Portuguese People Are Short

This stereotype is rooted in some statistical truth. According to studies, Portuguese people rank among the shortest in Europe, with average heights of 1.74m for men and 1.64m for women.

But what they lack in height, they make up for in heart. Portuguese people are known for their warmth and hospitality, proving that stature isn’t everything.

Portuguese People Speak Very Loudly

Yes, Portuguese people can be loud. Whether at a family dinner or a football match, their passion often translates into high decibels.

This habit isn’t unique to Portugal—it’s common across Southern Europe, including Spain, Italy, and Greece. However, the loudness also reflects their expressive nature, which shines through in their singing (like the hauntingly beautiful Fado) and in their vibrant football chants.

If you’re sensitive to noise, this might take some adjustment. But on the bright side, it makes learning Portuguese easier—you’ll hear every word!

Portuguese People Have a Funny Accent

There’s no denying that the Portuguese accent is distinctive. Whether it’s the soft “S” pronounced as “SH” or the rolling “R”s, it often confuses newcomers.

Many jokes and sketches mock this accent, but there’s a hidden strength here. Unlike some nations, Portuguese immigrants abroad have historically embraced the language of their new country, facilitating their integration.

Portuguese People Are Always Late

This stereotype applies to most Southern European countries, and Portugal is no exception. Punctuality isn’t a national strength, whether it’s a social gathering, a work meeting, or even bureaucratic processes. When a Portuguese person says “Agora mesmo” (right now), it might mean they still need to shower and get dressed. But this laid-back attitude is part of the charm—it encourages you to slow down and enjoy life.

Pro Tip: When dealing with Portuguese bureaucracy, patience is key. If you’re struggling with administrative tasks, my team and I can help streamline the process, including obtaining your NIF.

Portuguese People Only Eat Codfish

Ah, bacalhau, the dried and salted codfish that’s practically a national symbol. While it’s true that Portuguese cuisine heavily features cod, it’s far from the only option. Portugal is Europe’s largest consumer of fish and seafood, offering a wide variety of dishes beyond cod. From grilled sardines to seafood rice, the country’s culinary repertoire is diverse and delicious.

So while bacalhau is iconic, it doesn’t define the entirety of Portuguese cuisine.

Sundays Are for Church and Football

This stereotype is spot-on. Sundays in Portugal revolve around two things: religion and football. The country remains deeply Catholic, with many attending Sunday Mass. One of the world’s most famous pilgrimage sites, the Sanctuary of Fatima, attracts millions each year.

After church, it’s time for the second national religion—football. Whether it’s cheering for Benfica, Porto, or Sporting, football is a way of life. Add in a Super Bock or Sagres beer, and you’ve got the perfect Portuguese Sunday.

These 9 stereotypes, while sometimes exaggerated, offer a glimpse into Portuguese culture and humor. Whether they’re accurate or outdated, they remind us of the richness and diversity of human experience. What do you think? Have you encountered any of these clichés? Let me know your thoughts in the comments—I’d love to hear your perspective! 😊